Thursday, October 31, 2013

Preview

“Sweetie? Are, are you okay?” I asked her, and when she turned toward me, all reality took a back seat, instead of two eyes, there were two black holes, and when she smiled, it looked as if they were a million hyperemic needles. That was then I scream and ran out the room, the thing was laughing loudly now, as it now jumped off the bed and started to chase me. “Damn, damn, damn, damn…”

Right, then left, I don’t know where I was going, but I was running, pushing myself to the limit, and grateful that I did take the time to work out. The girl, or thing, or whatever the Hell it was continued to laugh, as if it was enjoying chasing me. “Come back! I just want to play!” Oh, no, I would rather jump down a cliff then play with her, not in a million years.


This is just a snipit of what I am working, and should have this done later tonight, or tomorrow. -Stray. 

Happy Halloween!!!!!

-Is dressed up as an undead Mario-  Welcome to tonight's theatre, "Tales from the Crypt" -Laughs as the theme plays- Alright, alright, I've had my fun, just been busy doing nothing all day today, I love days off, but only because it is Halloween and I have a special thing for you all. My good friend Blood Raven 117 couldn't find his stories on here, even though their in this archive of weirdness somewhere. The first would be a narration from your favorite CreepyPasta guy, MrCreepyPasta called "Sparrow Ridge", it's a long story or so, almost fifty minutes long, so just a warning about that.

The second thing would be Ravens stories from whatever universe he is writing from. And later tonight I will post the fifth chapter of "Two Minutes Of Terror" by yours truly. Remember to have a fun and crazy Halloween guys, also remember to go to the channel to subscribe and like while following me and commenting for the latest news. -Stray











For the Content hungry fans you have Stray Smiley

Unsung Heroes

By Blood Raven 117

Chapter one, The glory of the Unnamed 

   Larnegin was sweating hard. His heart beat like a marching drum on a  parade ground. He heard nothing and only saw ahead of him, at the other end of the ring. Standing there, with his boxing gloves on tight Janeson smiled cockily as he moved his wrist in a insult to him, trying to get him attack. Larnegin didn't budge. Sound was still gone, then like the waves of Vernesta when under them and suddenly ringing out he heard the cheers, the whoops, the sounds of machines working, the sounds of man, woman, and alien working and keeping in peak physical condition. 

   All around him Larnegin saw the gathered 10th company of the 10th Vernestan Marines, and a few of the Drill Instructors and Staff Sergeants. Janeson had suggested a nice public match. The two had been practicing their new fighting styles they had been learning, Krav Magra some called it, others MMA, a few just said pain. The gloves were just so they didn't punch in one anothers face. Around them who surrounded him, Larnegin saw Caref, Jard in his “Skinned” or human form. He also saw Larky, Lunie, all of them. He smiled, “What? You getting cocky now?” Janeson asked as they circled the arena. 

   At the other end of the training room, he saw other beings. A few tall as a space marine, but distinctly different, were lifting weights, talking, or exercising in other ways. Further along the giant circular room, he saw a grouping of Half Breeds, daemonhosts. They assorted themselves, from the four chaos gods. Larnegin had learned much in his time here about both those groups. The first, the tall humans, were something called Spartans. Specifically a mix of Spartan II's, III's, and even a few dozen Spartan V's. The spartan V's may as well have been space marines, so heavily armoured and armed, drawn from the finest men and woman humanities many dimension's had to offer. The Half Breeds on the other hand, were almost opposite, shorter, many varied, some lanky dirty and sick, others bright red like blood and bearing charms, others more emphasized on their appearance, both sick to look at but irresistible to take your eyes away. And finally the more older, wizened looking ones, obviously crackling with contained psychic energy. 

   As they kept circling Larnegin saw more, Engineers of the supposed Quarians assisted by Huragoks, or more simply called Engineers, working on the machines of the base. More he saw, Eldar, Tau, Sangheli's, Special operations troops, Space Marines, Sisters of Battle even. Even more he saw storm troopers, Kedesians, Anthropomorphic animal human hybrids of all shapes and sizes, and the best of the best; they looked like a mix of several things, they were about 6'6 feet tall average, they wore skin tight jumpsuits with either camo arrangements, or bright orange. They had hooks, clips, and other pockets and such for equipment. They all wore standard issue combat boots. Some had long hair, or had sheared theirs off. The most visible thing about them was their mask, they all wore a mask that looked a lot like the Quarian's mask, but no tube connections. All of them had thick banks of mist or fog covering their features. Some said that they wear those masks because they will lose their soul if they don't. He didn't think that, but he did admit, they looked menacing. He didn't even know what the Unnamed called them, fitting he thought to himself.

   Then Janeson did his action. Lunging forward he punched for his gut. Larnegin sidestepped, made a counter move to Janeson's face. He ducked down and then tried to sweep Larn's feet from under him. Larn toppled, Janeson descended to make the final blow and pin him. Larn rolled away and Janeson was now off balance. Larn swiped Janeson's legs now and he fell on his face. Larnegin jumped back up immediately. The cheers surrounding them were deafening, like a solid tidal wave of sound, like the Basilisks firing and the triple A bunker being annihilated. Janeson tried to roll away himself, but was stopped as Larnegin fell on him when Janeson was face up. Punching him in the face, keeping his body pinned by his own weight. Janeson blocked with his forearms and then suddenly pushed forward with them like a riot shield almost. Pushing him off they tried to pin each other quickly, Janeson got behind Larnegin and then held him in a headlock. Larn slipped free, being drenched in sweat. Hitting Janeson in the face he knocked his head sideways. Then he kept punching, now on top, focusing himself on just trying to send the other man to unconsciousness. Janeson had no room to block. He was done for and tapped out. The arena's bell rang and there were boos and cheers. 

   “That was the sorriest match I have yet seen!” A man pushed his way onto the rink. Janeson and Larnegin jumped up to attention to the tall and muscled man. He cuffed them both on their padded helmets. “What do you have to say you two?” Janeson and Larnegin both looked up to him and said, “We'll train harder Staff Sergeant!” He looked at them both and with arms crossed nodded, “Damn right.” He said to them. “Go to the showers boys.” They both saluted and left the arena to their new supervising officer Staff Sergeant Indrein Johnson. Leaving the arena Larnegin saw the men around him mosh him and congratulate him loudly. Leaving the crowd he met with Janeson at the locker room's entrance.

   A Kedeshian was leaning against the wall next to the door. She had a death mask up, on the top of her head. Her forearms branded with crosses. She sported long canine fangs like the saber cats of the plains on Vernesta. She smiled at him her K9's almost oversized it seemed, “Saw you and your friend on the rink.” She said jerking her head in the direction of the arena, now occupied by a pair of Sangheli  warriors sparring with wooden swords, the 10th company dispersed to their de facto section of the gym. All in synchronized workout by the Staff Sergeant counting as he did push ups on a raised podium to make sure every one did them right. 

   Larnegin nodded and looking to her she went on, “You did pretty good for a beginner, you and your friend there.” Her smile disappeared, “Names Jackeline. Everyone calls me Jacky.” She extended her large hand out for him to shake. Jacky was a prime and fit specimen of the Kedeshian race. They were once human, and in a way still are, but ravaged by a horrible disease that raised their dead into zombies, they became infected and began to change and evolve. Eventually they realized they were changing, which was when they found the cure to the disease they all carried. After some debate among their leadership, instead of using the cure, they modified it into the next step of their development. 

   They had gotten bigger, stronger, smarter, and their bodies more efficient. And instead of cleansing themselves of the disease that made them like this, they used it, and made it better, making N5, the next step from N4, the disease that made the undead. Using it they got even better. Their race also had developed mutations depending on the environment, some had gills, others scales, and even the rare ones had the ability to blend into their environment with their chameleon like skin.

   Larnegin took her hand in his, surprised that she offered to shake in the first place. Her hand was about 1.5 times larger then his. She was around 9 feet tall, towering over him. “My name's Larnegin.” Smiling at her she was intimidating but he had nothing to worry about. She smirked, “See you later kid.” Larnegin looked at her confused, “So you just say 'Hi' Then leave?” She kept walking and ignored him. Shaking his head he smiled at Janeson, “Who was that?” He asked taking his helmet off. Larnegin just shrugged. 

   The locker room was mostly empty, a few other guardsmen and woman was dressing or changing. Larnegin went to his locker and opened it. Putting his gear in it he got a towel. Moving to a stall he turned on the shower. He enjoyed the cool water for a moment until he felt a electrical charge behind his right ear. Grabbing the part he opened his mouth in pain no sound's escaping. 


Chapter II

The War of Stalingrad

   Larnegin suddenly heard the imperial anthem play at full blast in a mix of white noise and electrical pain. He Squealed out in pain, like a kicked dog, he turned off his internal implant, breathing heavily in pain. “Hey you alright?” A curious, kind voice called out, likely just a passing soul. “Yeah! Ju- just my implant.” He replied stuttering a bit, “Should get that checked out man.” The other called out calmly, then Larnegin heard his feet slap away. 

   Sighing in sudden relief as the pain passed, it was like a migraine had suddenly left or a brain freeze ending. Sighing he rubbed his shaven scalp and cleaned himself. Once he was through he pulled on his towel. Cinching it tightly like a toga, and left to the locker room. Janeson was flirting with a fellow guardswoman while he tied his boots up, and she put on her button up dress shirt. Larnegin just smiled and put on his own uniform. He smiled at his neatly pressed and starched combat uniform. Like the one he had worn on that accursed planet before........ 

   Breaking his mind of thought roughly, he began pulling on his under gear, happily pulling on his camo pattern, dark green and black fatigues. Then he got his long sleeved shirt on that was a nice clean woolen black and felt pleasant and warm. Then his great coat. His amazing navy blue and white trench coat. Pulling it over his shoulders reverently he smiled ear to ear as he buttoned it up. With the final touch grabbing his dress cap and put it smartly on his head. All that was left were his standard issue combat boots and its thick woolen socks. 

   All dressed up he felt safe like a turtle in the high necked collar of his trench coat. “You look like a Crashak!” Janeson said slapping Larnegin on the back and he smiled wide, chuckling as he spoke, “It feels good to be in full uni- Wait why the hell am I in full uniform?” Larnegin looked in the mirror. Then he saw Janeson was in full uniform, “What the fuck-?” “All Vernestan Marines Guard Regiment, please report to the main auditorium, repeat please report to the auditorium in full gear. Thank you.” Janeson smiled at Larnegin, “How do they do that?” He said with a 'What can you do?' Smile. Larnegin just sighed and looking a bit downtrodden pointed to the implant in his head, “How do you think? They implant the thought in our minds. Not the last time either.” Janeson smiled, “On the bright side you look as handsome as you did when you first joined all those many years ago.” Larnegin smiled, “And you would know.” Sharing a laugh together they went off to the main Auditorium.

   The main Auditorium was a vast room and made to seat nearly a hundred thousand persons for a briefing. Perhaps more even, for the scale was lost on the adjusted soldiers of the Imperium. To them this was the average hall they formed up to attack a planet on a drop ship. Usually full to capacity too, so this was nothing compared to that. “Quiet down please.” A voice spoke from a raised podium perhaps a dozen meters in the air. Almost immediately everyone looked up to the voice and fell silent with all the discipline a veteran unit of their status would show to a superior officer. 

   The voice came from a aging woman, with black sleek hair, Stunning green eyes, about 5'4 in height, and blue oval tortoise glasses, obviously of great age from her look, but she looked as strong as if she were twenty. No visible bionics or even marks of Rejuvenation technology. It hardly mattered as she started her briefing, “Welcome 10th Vernestan Marines Imperial Guardsmen Regiment, to your briefing room and your first mission under the Unnamed organization. Your training has progressed well enough and we deem you fit for action in this mission.” Falling silent she smiled at them all, her face magnified by a holographic system that surrounded the podium. “My name is Dr. Elizabeth Swan of the high command of the Unnamed. I will be your link to high command for all your future missions unless specified otherwise.” 

   The image around the podium changed to black and white pictures of life in a world similar but also very different to the one they knew, “Your ancestors on earth, were called the Russians. They came from the land of Russia in the eastern part of the continent of Europe on the planet Earth. In the year 1941, two years after the start of the greatest war to occur on the planet Earth before the invention of space technology.” She frowned, and then she started to described in almost excruciating and horrible detail the build up to the war, reasons, preparation of the Russia's terror regime to invade the Germans but then took the sweet old innocent act after being invaded first, (and being absolutely crushed,) just two weeks in advance apparently before they would attack themselves, and all of it made everyone evidently angry and disgraced that soon as the Dr. said, they would be fighting for the very same regime. Then they got to the brutality of the German S.S. Showed pictures, videos even, of executions, murder, and worse. Some of the men were crying in despair, even though they had seen worse. But they could not bring their eyes off the sight. Larky just looked horrified himself and Larnegin wanted to fall to his knees in despair. It went on and on and just as they all thought they were going to kill themselves it stopped. “You know why this siege must not succeed. If they break through here, you will lose. You will not lose.” 

   The map came up now, “The battle for Stalingrad. The most horrible fighting that you will probably ever engage in for a long time. The battle is similar to what you have probably experienced in the guard, the doctrine the same, even more brutal possibly.” Suddenly a long list of names scrolled by, “This list is of all those who must survive the battle. They are going to be in squads you are located in. Your main objective is to ensure their survival, at any cost. Failure is an option, but a very painful one that must not occur if you can prevent it in any way.” The briefing went on about weapons, usage, ammo types, Etc. It just went on and on about all of it. Then they learned local dialects, names, other cultural things of import and more even. Then they were dismissed and sent to prepare for war after what seemed like hours. 

   Larnegin and Janeson left side by side in full dress like the men besides them. On their retinas they read the names of those who they would have to protect, “Alexandr Sokolov,  Tanya Pavelona, Igor Kiven, god thats it?” Janeson nodded, “For us I guess, you saw how many names we all have to handle.” Jacky bumped into Larnegin, purposefully. Walking besides them she smiled at them both, “First times always a kick to the gut. You never get used to it. The docs always have to be a stickler with the details.” They both looked at her annoyed and also a bit insulted. Jacky smiled, “Get used to me, I'm joining your squad.” Larnegin cursed in his language and she laughed, repeating to him in his language, “Следи за языком мальчика.” Meaning “Watch your mouth boy”. Shutting up reluctantly he mumbled incoherently and spitefully. 

   They all were lead to the weapons range and given their weapons. The Mosin Nagant rifles. Each rifleman was given the standard issue Mosin-Nagant M91/30, just called Mosins by the Russian forces which they had already memorized to use thanks to the briefing. The sergeants and other higher ups were given the PPSh-41 and a rifle to use. “Alright listen up! To adapt to combat situations, you will all be given one clip of ammo at first. Make each shot your last boys!” Staff Sergeant Johnson shouted as he got his own and distributed ammo. Immediately the targets snapped up with a klack, several appearing behind cover and out in the open. Already Larnegin's squad was at the fire step. On his knee he raised the rifle simultaneously with everyone else with a drilled practice that everyone had in their minds from their original training years ago when they were first inducted. “Aim for the targets!” Johnson shouted. Behind him Larnegin felt Jacky's uneasy presence, watching. “FIRE!” Larnegin snapped to a target and squeezed the trigger. He hit his target, the closest one about 3 meters away. But many others didn't, “Pa-The-Tic!” Johnson spelled out symbolically as he pointed at three men who did not even get close, as he looked at the targets, “Next squad! Were doing this until you can't keep your eyes open, or you hit with every single bullet!” He yelled and waited for the next group of men to get to positions, “Ready! FIRE!” He screamed out as if yelling over the sounds of war. He seemed more then adept at doing such a great feat.

   Larnegin waited for a few minutes, watching as each squad got to position, five crouching, five standing. It reminded him vividly of the wars from before, the battles of Klindof, and the trench battle at Sixt major against cultists. He saw that their accuracy was currently poorer then what it normally was. Likely because of the unfamiliar weapons they were using. He was not used to the wooden stock and the weight of the rifle, having over compensated for the previous shot. Then it was his squads turn for firing again. This time standing he looked down the sights, time seemed to slow for him as he focused, held his breath, then he heard the cue, “-FIRE!” Snapping almost instantly to a target he slowly squeezed the trigger. Squeezing the trigger is better to do then snap, twitch, jerk, or anything of the sort since it will throw off your aim. He smiled as he saw he hit the target dead center in the chest. Already he was kicking up the bolt, pushing it roughly forward, curling his pinky to pull back, then snap shut. He did it lighting quick, having those around him suddenly look over in surprised as they heard the, “Pak- klack-cookh-puck” Looking around he was surprised to see that. Johnson was way too busy chewing out a couple guys for only nicking the target or outright missing. “Wow Larn.” Janeson said as he looked at him in disbelief. Looking at the gun, he actually chipped the cheap pig iron on the bolt itself. 

   This went on for what felt like a couple hours. The men's hands were sore and bruised and even cut and bloody from the constant use of the bolt actions but they were now masters at it almost. They had learned to fire it faster then normally, how to clean it, maintain it, how to conserve scarce ammunition, and more. They also got to play around a bit with the Kar 98K but beyond the usage, loading and a couple firings they were left with little else in that regard. 

   Johnson looked them all over and then stopping at the end of the line smartly he yelled, “Dismissed!” And with that they all dispersed to go to their rooms. Larnegin hoped to avoid the others questions about him cycling the bolt so quickly. He failed. “Larn!” Janeson called out, as he caught up to him, “How did you do that? That was unbelievable what you did.” He smiled, Larnegin didn't. He shook his head, “I don't know, but I'd rather not talk about it.” And with that he ended it for the day, with a unsatisfied and confused Janeson behind him kicking the wall a bit in surprise. 

   All Larnegin wanted was another shower, a bottle of Amasec, and to be rid of Jacky for the night. Course fate had other plans.............. ...... 



Chapter III

The Wrath of a Nation

   Larnegin was tying up his boots, nice, snazzy, clean. He could smell the leather on them. His clothes were a disgusting green, and he had a small cap for his head. He hated them already, and he knew he was to fight a city battle in them for what could possibly be months. And he didn't even have FLAK ARMOR. Flak Armor, the cardboard of armor for the entire universe he once served in. The music in his mind flitting by nearly unnoticed as he just shook his head. He made to leave his room, but he stopped long enough to scoop up his rifle. Sighing heavily he left his spartan accommodations..... ..

   …... And ran right into Jacky, “Come on slow ass! Lets get moving!” She said cheerily. She looked down at him from her height, a meter higher then him. She was dressed in a obviously hand made uniform, made from several other uniforms. Apparently they were going to go for the fact she had a growth problem. He just ground his teeth and bit back a series of curses and shouts of anger, and marched on towards the deployment deck. 

   Jacky wouldn't shut up! She kept singing traditional Russian songs and others, loudly trumpeting it as she carried along her rifle like a marching baton, which was ridiculously dwarfed in her massive paws of hands. He could just imagine how in brutal close combat she would be, like a ogryn, he imagined, as he saw the bulky shit brained creatures able to hug to death a Tyranid Ravenor. He thought that Jacky could kill a hive tyrant with her size and smarts. Best just to swallow his pride and let her have her quirky way. 

   Janeson joined them, smiling wide he soon began to sing along to Jacky, her arm around his shoulders, and his around her back, it was as if they were drunk, singing loudly and poncing around like a pair of pansys. He just skulked compared to them, walking along embarrassed by them. Then Janeson pulled him close as he sang loudly. Sighing Larnegin joined in singing along unwillingly with them. 

   It was not long before they entered the deployment room. Inside many troopers were milling around, working on their guns, chatting. Seeing the sight of three singing troopers, one ridiculously tall, the other two average sized. They all laughed at that, a few even joined in with the well known and well loved Janeson. A kind man when he joined, and seemingly kinder man after years of war. It was joked that if a commissar shot him, the very same man would be found shot with his own bolt pistol. 

   A couple of the men lifted the trooper up on their knees as he lead a chorus in song to their anthem as they marched over to the deployment room's doors. Their ecstatic singing carrying over into the bolted room. Larnegin was unsure of how the Unnamed properly implanted their operatives let alone a force their size without being caught or seen. But as he saw the doors open, his mouth and everyone else dropped open in awe, except for Jacky who just smiled at their ridiculous faces. 

   The chamber's size was massive, but that was not the amazing part, throughout the entire place were teleportation platforms. Giant ones, able to convey whole platoons worth of men. Their handler was there, the doctor, Elizabeth Swam. Smiling she waved her hand to crackling fields all around, “Welcome Marines! Welcome to your DDD, Or Deep Deployment Device. Your In-field handler, Donovan, is already in deep cover as a Commissar. Your neural links have been updated. As well as opponents you must kill and objectives that must be achieved as you progress. 

   She smiled darkly, and removing her glasses with precision she called out, “Staff Sergeant Johnson! You have command. Split them as you see fit!” And like that Johnson called out. “Alright you maggots! Get into squads! Get into Platoons! You won't be with them long but you better get to action now! Times wasting and we don't want to keep the fascists waiting now do we!” He called out and all the men called out a warcry, “That's the spirit! Now move out!” 

   Larn was carried along in the press. The men around were moving forward, eager and with rifles in hand, many didn't even have that much, just knives in hand. Due to the Soviet's lack of weapons it would be strange to see nearly 300 men just suddenly pop up with weapons and ammo. “Squad A in Platoon 1! Get on the first pad! Squad B! You know the drill. When first platoon is away, second get onto the pads! Charge boys! For the glory of the Unnamed and for mother Russia!” Johnson had gotten a megaphone, and had a different look. Looking like a commissar he had a PPsH smg, and a Tokarev pistol as his side arm. The little thing didn't look very imposing but no one wanted to test it without any armor. “With me comrades!” Sergeant Huolder called out, raising his rifle up and yelled out a cry as he lead his personal squad up onto the pad. A few seconds later after Color sergeant Yukonev pulled himself up with the sickle and hammer, (As the men began to call the flag), they disappeared in a wash of static and electrical power. “Go now and show them hell!” Jard called out, leading Larnegin's squad now as he pushed forward. Larn had no second thoughts, Jacky jumping up like it was a little step She pulled both Larn and Janeson up. “Come on boys! Lets kick some Nazi ass!”  Leading the cry they were teleported to a barren place that shunned such calls. On the opposite side of the Volga they appeared, getting in line quietly, for the boats to cross the river.............. .



Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Oooohhhhh....

I know this is such an old trailer, but I just wanted to share this, since we are close to Halloween and such. Also wanted to share that I am interviewing a animator and will post the interview tomorrow along with the video that caught my attention. -Stray.










Forever More

 Look at this video first please and then one below. The music used in this video is called Window by TheFabs. Here is a link: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/540869




I have to say that one of my biggest influences is a Let's Player named Markiplier, no the video above was not in response to his but, what he has accomplished has helped me see my shortcomings as an entertainer and someone that just wants to start making my own mark in life. I just hope that one day, I can be such a person as the man in this video. Remember to like and subscribe the channel below, and to follow and comment on here to get the latest news. -Stray.



Also, the video isn't showing up here, again I thank my internet for being so trustworthy. Click the link below for now and I will continue to try and get the video on here as well. -Stray




Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Wowzers!

Over 1,200 people have clicked on Interesting Life, and well, it sucks but doesn't suck at the same time because I have been getting comments on other sites when trying to make this place public but no comments on here. Not to say that I don't enjoy the support that I have been receiving but it would be better to get followers, comments, to share with each other about me and this weird and wacky place that I don't even understand anymore. Besides this rant I just want to encourage you all to try and support Interesting Life in anyway that you can, please just try and that is all we at Interesting Life is trying to do. -Stray

Uf

Today did not start out happy, today started out with saying. "Hey, guess what, I am going throw stuff at you and see what happens." Coffee maker went first, then the refrigerator decided to leak water underneath the wall, then to top it all off so far I swore I saw giant spiders in the attic... I hate spiders more then anything, and I had to cry and scream like a little baby as I still continue to check myself for something crawling with eight legs. Not to say that I don't usually have bad days that start off like this, but you have to admit, I could look back on and laugh.

Anyways, I'm tired, and I still have things to fix, so to get you off on such a wonderful morning I'm giving you all another CreepyPasta, read by MrCreepyPasta. This one has what you would call, friendship and magic and just makes you want to puke as ponies laugh and giggle and do happy things. No, there is so much wrong with that... But to make My Little Pony better you have to add the elements of horror, and death, and that sort of makes it better.  Remember to subscribe to the channel and like and to also follow me and comment to keep up on the latest news. -Stray.




Monday, October 28, 2013

Why hello there Mr. Fire...

It is that time of day where most people just want to huddle in front of the fire, with a nice book, or game, or movie, or porn, and just weather out the wind or snow. So I was looking on Youtube, and I have to say that a guy named Peter Hollens is a very talented voice guy, I mean the way he sings is incredible. Makes me a little jealous, and they way he looks, well I suppose that being a skinny guy definitely has its pros besides me being a cuddly teddy bear, ladies? Yes the amazingly, talented Peter Hollens has the talent to make it big, and as far as we at Interesting Life is concerned, we would like to hear more. So here is the latest video of his down below, make sure to subscribe and like his channel as well as any songs that you like, and follow and give comments me here to get more information on who or what you want to see next. And remember, never feed tribbles anything, or else you will die and be consumed yourself. -Stray.





Wind, wind, go away...

Here at Interesting Life we want to strive and improve ourselves so that people like you, yes you can continue to come here to enjoy the humor that is supplied. But we can't do it without you wonderful people, comments are needed to help us grow and to make sure that everything is going according to plan for world domination.... In that regards I am nearly done with Two Minutes Of Terror, well another chapter anyways, I can't let things always get me down, no matter how much it hurts. Please remember to have a wonderful week until Halloween then give awesome full sized candy bars to the little kiddies, while giving Hell and Damnation to all your enemies. Muhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!  

In other news, Interesting Life is also invested in making sure the community here is always aware of other people instead of their individual selves. We present Game Theory, a channel on Youtube that presents the odd and sometimes bizarre facts in video games that in our opinion just makes you wish you could smack him about what was said about a few of your favorite characters if you've ever played. Game Theory is in fact fun to watch, even if you don't agree. So remember to subscribe to his channel to like, and to follow and give me comments on who or what you want to see next. Also don't forget to sing "This is Halloween" or risk being eaten. -Stray.





P.S. The video is part one of this two part series as the link below the video will port you to the second video. Just a heads up. -Stray. 

Saturday, October 26, 2013

I am so sorry...

Pfff, no I'm not, I have a weekend and I shall spend it how I please! No one tells me to clean the damn yard and clean the damn house for guests that aren't even mine...

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Welcome back Straydog.)

Geez, alright sorry for the outbreak,(no I'm not) now since we are hopefully past that hurdle I want to introduce a wonderful violin player. Lindsey is I hope globally recognized as a very wonderful violinist, an accomplished dancer and very few can compare to her style, which is very unique in itself. Last I checked up on here she was doing various music videos with other artists and I say that they are awesome. Here is her latest video, make sure to check out her channel, to like and subscribe, and respectively to follow and comment for me to catch up on all the latest action.  Remember, always feed the monster under your bed before your pets start missing. -Stray.



Friday, October 25, 2013

La di da...

For the past couple of hours I have been listening to music, not on YouTube but on NewGrounds a place that I have mentioned before in several previous posts. NewGrounds itself is usually overfilling the brim with imagination, creativity, wonders, and cock jokes. The last part isn't a joke either, the place has both wonderful people that create amazing things that I would love to see on TV and "things" that should be thrown into a deep, dark, and dank hole that is filled with a shark that is as big as house. But that is the same as all things, you have the great, and the ick. What I just want to share with you is the Audio Portal, a place on NewGrounds that can really kick it with beats or help you relax, from creepy tunes to rockin out. Audio Portal is the place where indie artists can share their work and receive praise and criticism.  The link is below, and I will most likely give you another video tomorrow. Remember, to like and follow both the artists and me while also giving me comments. Comments that would really help make this blog grow and become a place where I review and share those that deserve recognition. -Stray.


Fear of the dark!!!!!!

I have to say that Iron Maiden really kicks it with their songs, I have to say that if it wasn't for my rocker friend Anthony, then I would of never realized how fun playing the air guitar could be. Anyways, getting off track, this morning I want to introduce a fairly popular guy who goes by JWittz, and well he does all things Poke'mon. You read it right, those little and sometimes huge creatures that you can catch with the familiar red and white ball to add them to your Poke'dex and became the master of them all. With the expansion of the very popular Nintendo game that first came out in Japan, Poke'mon has grown from the original 150 to over more then I want to count.

But since people have imaginations the adult community makes Porn out of them, while those younger create their own adventures, sometimes even make scary stories with them. Why? I really don't know, but I do have a theory that Poke'mon aren't always the adorable creatures that they are made out to be. Don't believe me? Ask JWittz on his channel but first watch the video below, then go to his channel, subscribe while I beg over here with a slowly growing fanbase and no comments. And remember! Don't ever feed stray pigeons in front of the local abandoned asylum, you just might became their next meal. -Stray.





http://youtu.be/0m1-MuvUjWo

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Hmmm...

Lately I've been reading, and if you are a writer you would before you write look up and research on a number of things so as to familiarize yourself with what you want to write about. As for me I have been reading up mostly on super heroes, magic, and to the darker things in life. Why? So that I could perhaps come up with another short story when I finally sit down and force myself to write something more then a blog post that tells me that people do read, but not comment or give me any sort of indication of what they would like to see next.

To make my point short, I really don't see myself as a nice guy, and I can come off as being selfish, angry, and downright despicable. In reality, I am one thing, on the internet I can make myself something else, I guess I'm rambling which I happen to do on occasion... I guess I see things in a different light, I can see both sides of almost any argument if I have enough information, and I would see both sides, and depending on my preferred tastes I would go with the side that give what I want to see or hear. Would this be called being single minded?

Would this perhaps cloud my view on judging others and myself? Does the fact that my Uncle died of drinking because his liver shutdown change my view on drinking? Yes, to a degree, I do still drink, but not to the point where I would just do it because I can. Do I wish he was still around so that I could tell him one last time that I loved him? More than ever, I guess what I am trying to say is that death, changes things in perspective, no matter what your view or stance was before, death can become more personal than me or you ever thought possible.

This opinion should not dampen or even depress you, I'm not saying that drinking is bad, what I am saying is that each and every person has a choice, and that choice has consequences and rewards. Some might not agree with this view, I don't care. Life and Death are two sides of the same coin, you can't have one without the other in the current world we are living in. Because one day, we will all die, death is inevitable, you can use science, or magic, or for all I care make a deal with God or the devil, but you will die. He will catch up with you, and swing his Scythe and cut your spirit and soul from your body. We can all speculate what happens then, and I'm not saying that your belief is right or wrong, but all I know for certain is that you will have to strongly believe in your choice, in your belief about death, because you only get one chance, nothing more.

Alright, enough about me going on some path that I've been dealing with for the past few days, I want to introduce a love lady, whom some of you might recognize as LDShadowLady. I found her when she did a game with Yamimash and I have to say that she has a certain flair for getting into trouble. Perhaps it is her pink hair, perhaps it's the way she talks and plays games. But I will never forget someone like her easily, I strongly encourage you all to go to her channel, to subscribe and follow, while hopefully, I am still hoping, that you will follow and give me comments on who or what you want to see next. Remember I am always watching you through the looking glass and I do not approve of that four eyed monster with the five tentacles that sleep under your bed and whom you have been secretly dating! Hahahahahaha.... -Stray.





Owie );

Still hurting today, and I am seriously thinking of overdosing on medicine just to feel better. Annnyyyways, enough about me, let me give you awesome people something to consider. If a wood chucked wood and then chucked more wood with another woodchuck, how much did the two woodchuck chuck wood? Give your answers in the comments below... At least say hi, as their are still no comments, and I feel ever so lonely, give me a hug?

In the better part of my brain I am just going to give you another creepypasta by MrCreepyPasta entitled "The Butcher". I am going to go see if I can get better and give you something better later today or tomorrow. And remember, subscribe and like the channel that I give you and follow and give me comments below. -Stray.






http://youtu.be/wz7rmxS3euY

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Lollipop Guild...

I have always wondered what that meant, but I really don't want to think about it. My back has been hurting all morning which is the reason why I haven't give you good folks the latest or the greatest. Meh, at least I feel good enough to walk over to my desk and give you all something to watch. Now, since I am in the mood to make most of you go, "What did I just watch?" I am happy to give his videos attention, if you haven't been to NewGrounds in awhile you might not of been there when Skitzo the 1920s Killer Bear first came out. Now the animation is in black and white and the effects he put in make it seem like a cartoon that came out in the original 1920's. 

Comick has a pretty twisted personality and I have yet to see anything that he does not be twisted, evil and more fun to watch. His latest animation is called Skitzo- Birds of a Feather, and it does not disappoint. So remember, give his channel a look on both Youtube and NewGrounds, subscribe and like, and follow me and give me comments if you want more. Also, never look up Blue Waffles, not a nice site, but I didn't want to be a chicken in front of the monsters in my closet... -Stray.  






Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Walkthroughs...

Who needs them? People in my opinion that want to cheat to no end, it's like jumping ahead and already knowing what's going to happen. Takes all the fun and hard work out of it, but again, my opinion, not like I make fun of people that do walkthroughs, and playthroughs... ^.^

Anyways, I just wanted to give all a great laugh, as I have been wanting to share this for awhile, but since we are nine days from Halloween, I just thought that I would go ahead and spoil you all. Chrisopher Walkenthroughs are some of the funniest voice acting I have heard in a long time. In my opinion the people that do this are very talented and should do more voice acting. GameSocietyPimps is the name of the channel and I really do encourage you all to click on the video or link below, and watch them, subscribe, like, and give me something to work off of. Seriously though, could really use feedback so that I really don't feel so alone sitting here in my cage surrounded by lava... -Stray.





Monday, October 21, 2013

Monday Night Madness....

Welcome one and all for the first Monday that is ten days away from Halloween. And I am so excited, if you haven't noticed, well, I am ecstatic! To round out this Monday night I want to show you a very talented artist, he is currently working on the very popular "The Wolf Among Us" right now, but he is also doing something that should be both amazing and very eye popping on YouTube.  I know that I don't know this gentlemen at all, or know what he does for long but he has made me want to see what he has in store. Gabrielle Nilsson is a very talented artist, and should be recognized for what he does in the artist community. I on the other hand can't draw to save my life, drawing isn't my strong suit and I enjoy other peoples drawings, admiring what they do while I go around and write, oh and give you guys stuff. 

Victubia as I have seen it so far is set back in the Victoria England type of style, like the 1800's or so, I could be off in my assumption, but you're going to have to see for yourself. The characters themselves are going to be popular Let's Players on YouTube that include, but not limited too, Markiplier, Yamimash, Pewdiepie, MangaMinx, Cryaotic, Cinnamontoastken, etc. As you can see in the video below I encourage you to view his other videos, to like and subscribe to his channel, to follow and give me comments on here. And remember, Halloween is only ten days away, make sure to hide all edible parts or else I just might come and nibble. Hehehehe.... -Stray. 




Being late is normal...

But normal for what? For society, and it always makes you look fashionable. Anyways sorry for not writing an earlier post, I got caught up in some gig that required me and two of my friends to complete. And I could right now use something warm and chocolate... >.>" I wasn't able to scare my friend because all he did was look at me for a few minutes, shook his head then pulled off my mask, we both then had a great laugh. So anyways, when I bring up this next person, I'm sure most of you won't really know who he is, but I shall introduce him anyways. Foamy the Squirrel and Germaine both started out on NewGrounds and quickly took off in both animation, squirrels and the fact that most of what Foamy does is use logic mixed with cussing, and humor. It is for those of you that are not offended by cock jokes, evil squirrels and boobs.

I also noticed that on FeedSpot that videos that I show on here do not show up on there, so I am putting both the video and the link below to make it easier on you special people there. Also, ten more days until Halloween! Yes! Hahahahahahaha!!!!! -Goes off into the distance shouting and laughing like the deranged maniac he is.- And remember like, subscribe for Foamy on Youtube and at illwillpress.com, and please follow and give me comments before the nice monsters under your bed decided to devour both hands and then your nose. -Stray.




Saturday, October 19, 2013

Z.Z .... Z.Z .... Z.Z ....

For those that have waited for another round of Interesting Life, I apologize for making you wait, I was celebrating my brothers fourteenth birthday and then ended up playing video games. I'll make this quick as ice cream cake is calling for me and I really hate to disappoint. :P

To round out the rest of tonight or day or evening, afternoon, second and third breakfast's I present a webcomic that I present in the best light available. I discovered Questionable Content on a rainy day and I was very bored, my curiosity often gets the best of me if I have a lot of time and free internet access. Fufufufu... So, right, anyways, this guy Jeph Jacques has so far made a decent comic, and it covers a wide variety of subjects, none that should be seen by young children as the content itself is more for a audience that can take a crude joke and still laugh. If you are offended rather easily please don't click on the link below, but by all means I do encourage you to reach outside the box and explore.

So, again, going to eat, go to bed, and wake up rather early tomorrow due to the fact that I go to church to scare one of my best friends by dressing up as death. ^.^  Remember, like Questionable Content, give him feedback and give me comments on who or what you want to see next. Also, never feed the little mouse under your bed cheese covered with blood of a virgin, even if it begs sweetly. -Stray.



Was really not expecting this...

I woke up this morning, sore, with a headache, and a need for Coffee, after simple routine stuff such as making sure I didn't look like a dwarf from the highlands I decided to check my email. And I found something interesting in it, an email from a site called Feedspot, and I quote,

"I'm writing this to let you know that your blog 'Interesting Life' has started getting new followers on Feedspot. You can view your blog and its followers on Feedspot from here. If you need detailed monthly/yearly analytics on how your blog is performing on Feedspot, please let me know." 

The first thing I did was a fist pump which I immediately thought better of as pain shot down my shoulder, and made me wince. The second thing was go to Feedspot and was surprised that all of the posts that I have done are being also viewed on there. I really don't know what to say but thank you, all of you that have been following me so far, I appreciate it and will try to do my best to make sure everyone is up to date.

Now! The real reason you have come here is to see a video, listen to music or read stories while listening to music or a video. Today I am going to give you music, and later I will hopefully find something that will either make you laugh or shiver. For those of you that have seen or read anything based off of a Creepy Pasta, you would know quite a few writers, voice actors and if you have been following, real life videos. But, have you ever wondered where most of the music comes from? If you already know the answer don't ruin it for other people, >.>".

The main music comes from one man, one man with a piano and a lot of talent, and of course I am talking about the wonderful Myuu. Don't worry if you can't pronounce the name, don't feel bad as I don't know either. Myuu really does amazing things, but his most noted songs are for those used in Creepy Pasta audio stories. His songs are deep, give you a sense of atmosphere and would make even Hans Zimmer jealous to the point of death. So, sit back, relax and close your eyes when you listen and imagine what is going on. And remember, always eat or drink dairy products, monsters are often times lactose intolerant. -Stray.






Friday, October 18, 2013

Very unfortunate indeed...

Headache, headache go away, go away or I really no longer care anymore... Anyways, just another update for another animator especially since things are going, okayish with comments, that never seem to come... So, while I was on my soapbox let us look at this awesome video called Unfortunate Girl: TWO pt.2 it helps if you have seen TheFabs previous animations before but that is my suggestion, rather you want to or not depends on you the viewer and reader all rolled into one. Now TheFabs are animators based off the community otherwise known as NewGrounds, a decent place for new music, games and porn.

I'm not sure why I haven't put the video up before but only by re-watching it today did the idea occur to me. Don't judge me, I'm not feeling myself today, but in perspective the video in itself is about ten minutes in length has smooth animations, fantastic voice actors, and amazing music, not to mention that the story itself is very complete and doesn't leave any plot holes for the viewer. All in all, amazing and I hope to see how the adventure continues between Karissa and her Lantern abilities. Again, like comment on TheFabs videos and follow me on here to get the latest updates for those that deserve a bigger audience. And remember, always make sure the monster under your bed is not hungry. -Stray.



Bleh... v.v

Ugh, I feel queasy, only because I have had both a flu shot and a tetanus shot within two days of each other, I really don't see why they decided to stick me with needles only except that they want me healthy and safe... Or want to nibble on me flesh like a pack of ravenous dogs, or some other explanation that I really don't want to come up with. So, again, no comments, but more traffic, which is a good thing, I guess. Meh, as long as you guys are happy, then so am I. Now, this next gentlemen I have known for the past few years, is a good friend of mine, and is yet still single, ladies? >.>

CRuixoteGaming is in part a very small Let's Player not very well known, can cuss more than your grandfather and yet can still make you smile, and or shoot yourself in the foot. Yes, I know he needs to work on his commentary, his looks, and his social status... But just hear him out, comment and or subscribe on his Youtube channel, let him know where you found him and let me know what you want to see next. And remember, always feed the monster under your bed before midnight, unless you want to have little baby monsters and you find yourself adopting them. -Stray.


P.S. Again, I could not upload the video due to the fact that neither Youtube or my Internet want to work with my right now. -Stray. 








Thursday, October 17, 2013

Soft mush, warm mushy, little...

Do I really know what I'm currently saying? Yes and no, as for writing? I want to get back into it, but I really don't have the heart for writing at the moment. And if you're a writer, you know that feeling, you might also know the feeling that life just wants to keep you down. Now! I have yet to see any comments, so I will continue to torture any and all that come this way, only because I can and for no other reason. These guys, I hadn't heard of them until Markiplier, a rather famous Let's Player on Youtube gave them attention, and then went and did videos with them. Cyndago once you get past some of the content on their videos are very funny, and well made for a separate production company especially since it is the internet and everyone knows that the internet can make some great or lame stuff. If you haven't seen Cyndage before watch the video below, and then go find find them on Youtube, subscribe and like them and give me material to work with. Other then that, always feed the monster under the bed before it eats your pets and gives you a mess to clean up. -Stray.



Hooray...

Thursday... Nothing really happens on a Thursday, but not that I care. Totally just want to go to bed, and enjoy what life I have left under my impenetrable fortress, otherwise known as a blanket. But anyways, if I did that I wouldn't be able to give you guys videos that would both make you laugh and scare you three ways to Sunday. Now, I really don't know much about these guys as I have only recently heard about them about last month or so, 8-BitMassacre is the name of their channel, you would think that the 8 bit part would be about music, no. What they do is make real life films based off of CreepyPasta stories, and one that they did involved Yamimash. Now, their newest film based off of SmilyDog is great, if otherwise creepy as I really don't want to find the real Puppy who eats human hands, and smiles. Just remember, look them up, subscribe or if otherwise comment on their page and mine below on what you want to see next or recommend on who should receive attention. -Stray.




Wednesday, October 16, 2013

The Big W

For those of you that don't know the story that I'm doing, which is called Two Minutes Of Terror, this animator was one of the major reasons I took up real writing in the first place. I owe a lot to this guy, and yes we do stay in touch every now and again when he isn't busy. His latest animation Romanticide Ep1 made me smile, as is his usual work, he is very talented and I am very fortunate that he is still doing his animations for those to enjoy and love. Give Jonathon-Wrathbrone a look see, and remember, always feed the monster underneath your bed. -Stray.



Wakka, wakka, wakka, wakka....

Here is another video, not the freshest that she has done, but I like it, Madame Macabre to me is still starting out in the animation business. Although she has been around for awhile, she and her workers have yet to receive attention that is their due.  Please remember to comment and like her channel, and to comment here on who do you think deserves to be seen next. Also, do you have a story you want to see on here? Let me know, don't be afraid, and remember, always feed the monster under your bed children between the ages of 8 - 11, or else you'll be missing a finger, or two. -Stray.




Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Sleep tight...

Alright, one more video before I go to bed, and cry. Give a warm welcome to the newest video by MrCreepyPasta. -Stray.



                                                 http://youtu.be/E0BBXLxHDRs


Wasn't able to load the video on here, I'll try to fix it later, other then that, sleep well, and remember comment on what you want to see next, also comment and like on MrCreepyPasta's channel. -Stray.

Break Time!

Sorry to not give more of a warning but life has hit me with a curve ball recently in the emotional region. So, going to be taking a break from any writing, but I will try to continue with keeping up with recent videos from people that just have that funny and horror theme down. -Stray.




Markiplier is one of the best Let's Players that I have come across, and just the way that he can make me laugh as well as scare me is a great tribute. Like and give comments on what you want to see next. And remember, always feed the monster under your bed fresh kids, old ones just give it bad gas. -Stray.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3...

Hello everyone, take a look at my test video if you would and tell me what you think in the comments below. Regular schedule will follow tomorrow sometime.







Alrighty, then... anyways, I have also decided to make sure people are up to date on certain youtubers, writers, and photographers, if and when I get the chance. That means for you my loyal viewers, you will be able to see the lastest updates as soon as they are on the interwebz. So see you all later, -Straydog.


 P.S. 
Famous Youtuber featured today is Yamimash, here is his latest video where he screams like a little girl and makes all of us laugh. Please enjoy, like, or comment on his channel and on here when you get the chance. -Straydog. 



P.P.S. I wasn't able to upload the video on here, so click the link above, you'll be glad you did.


Thursday, October 10, 2013

I know, I know...

I probably should still be writing, getting closer and closer to how one of my characters dies... I'm getting to it, so don't judge me! >.>  Anyways, I had to share this, it's done by a fairly popular Youtube Animator who goes by the name of LixianTV, yes I am on youtube sipping Coffee, watching random videos and letting the snow fall in my backyard with a rather nice fire going...


But just wanted to share his latest animation called  Thanks (Halloween Horror Short- Mr Creepy Pasta Animated).  And for those of you that haven't heard of either MrCreepyPasta, or LixianTV you should go check them out, especially if you want scares and laughs. So have a great day, or night, or whatever you're reading this and remember, like me, give me something to do, and I'll always try to do my best to keep informed. -Stray.


Monday, October 7, 2013

^0^ YES!!!!!!!

-Starts humming this is Halloween and dancing until spotted, falls over and the music stops- Oh! Hi! Sorry, I was umm... Nevermind, you saw nothing... Nothing! >////> Well, looks like this is the first year anniversary of Interesting Life, a fact that I didn't notice until today, when I finally got internet back, and when I stopped feeding little kids to the monster under my bed. Ah, October, I am finally happy, and somewhat back to my old, delusional, and sarcastic self, the time of the year with free candy, scaring people silly, and finally understanding that peoples houses are to be tepee-d, but only on the night before Halloween or it just makes you a giant douche. Anyways, for the past twenty-three years that I have been alive on this world, I have always loved the darker side of Halloween, past the sweets and the silly scares, to the reason why every single one of us still look under the bed, or the closet, or the dark hallway at night.

Yes, if you guessed demons, murderers, monsters that will eat your face off, or the paranormal, you are correct, if you guessed anything else, well, you don't understand anything at all, in which case you will die with some idiot monster eating your brain through your nose. So! In part of this wonderful time of year, there are the more popular among us that will scare us even more than we are, and make us have heart attacks through our ears... Yes, MrCreepyPasta is one of those that I hate when he does that, especially when I am home alone, and with my dog that decides to lick my hand at the most inopportune times! Gah!

Anyways, I don't have a story done today, but I am hoping that I will soon, especially since I am not as busy with things that don't make sense, such as my water running at night, and the door deciding to open with a creak when I'm about to fall asleep... >.> Just decided to check in, and be happy that I have over 1000 views on this page! Yes! Thank you all for that, even if it doesn't mean much as I get nothing from it! But anyways yes!